Sorry Cindy...

So you wana know how my New Year was!?! Well I'll tell you, shit, smashed Cindy [my beautiful dropped C2 GT] into the curb at speed. Buckled offside front alloy, blown out tyre, broken ball joint, bent wishbone, damaged wheel arch... now pissed off, car-less, and soon to be very poor. Happy f*&kin New Year! Sorry Cindy, I will fix you!